Hiya, my name is Sam. I post and reblog things I like, if you like the same things then we can be friends ^.^ Ask me anything you'd like to know! I dont bite, much.
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
Reblogged from anv1014  39,797 notes


I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”